I CAN:

create RSS feeds
setup and manage cron jobs
create tableless layouts with css
build from an api
build an api (REST)
design in the adobe suite
build the best prototype you've ever seen
tweet
play in wordpress
work for over 12 hours, even if it's just for fun
do nearly anything with google maps
play all day with html and not get bored
frolic in jQuery
make flash games
do weird stuff with a web camera, in flash of course
talk sports til the end of time
be left alone on a project for weeks on end
build front end to back end and all the parts in between

understand .xml to .psd to .css to .ics to .ai even to .htaccess
make pictures from nothing with just PHP, even ones just made of 6 sided polygons
make an awesome favicon
plan for a better ui, and execute it
make air, adobe that is
understand a 10 line SQL query, and write them
build a bookmarklet and a greasemonkey script
fix YSlow issues
use firebug to destroy layouts, or put me in the news headlines
create deployable javascript widgets
like it, heart it, digg it, retweet it, stumble it, tumblr it etc. etc. etc.
do colors in cmyk, rgb, hex, hsb, pms
develop for an HD tv display
love html5 and css3, maybe css3 more, mmm rounded corners and text shadows
build for any browser, even mobile
be a team, lead a team, be a team player or just be on my own
do just about anything(on the web)

resume